Honolulu, Hawaii

Downtown Honolulu

The Hilton Hawaiian Village is a 22-acre mini-polis featuring five towers, 22 eating establishments, and a menagerie of wildlife, including emus, flamingos, and tropical penguins.

It has much to recommend it, but unfortunately its size can contribute to some communications failures.  A central depot at the Tapa Tower serves the multitude of sight-seeing and airport shuttles that come and go every day.  That probably works out well, as long as the stop is open.  The day before our intended visit to Pearl Harbor, my travel companion and I reserved space on one such van.

We awoke at 4:00, early enough to watch the moon set before heading down to breakfast.

Honolulu, Hawaii

It was downhill from there for a while.

The Tapa bus depot was closed, and every Hilton staff person we spoke to gave us a different answer of where the back-up bus stop would be that day.  Most were pleasant; a few were brusk; all were wrong.  We called the van company, and the dispatcher said the van would return for us in about five minutes in front of Benihana (really).  This phone conversation was repeated a number of times.  Finally, after a Hilton taxi stand worker told us that the van wouldn’t be allowed to pick us up where we were waiting, we gave up.  Pearl Harbor is the most-visited tourist attraction on O’ahu. You have to line up early to get tickets, which go fast.  One of the hotel’s concierge staffers told us that she’d tried three times to see the Arizona memorial, all unsuccessful.  Not wanting to make the hour-long trip out there for nothing, we decided to try again the next day by bus.

That left us a free day, so we rode TheBus to downtown Honolulu for a self-directed walking tour. The Mission Houses Museum, where the original Christian missionaries settled in 1820, was our first stop. The original dwellings include the first wooden structure in Hawai’i, prefabricated in New England. Combined with the coral brick used for buildings and fences, it’s a unique look in the islands.

Honolulu, Hawaii

From there we headed to Kawaiaha’o Church. Called the Westminster Abbey of Hawai’i, this coral-brick building, which still holds services today, was once the place for the weddings, coronations, and funerals of Hawaiian royalty.

Honolulu, Hawaii

Near the graves of missionaries stands the tomb of King Lunalilo, a silent memorial to the relationship between Christianity and representative government. The leading contender to succeed King Kamehameha V, Prince William Charles Lunalilo insisted on an election, which he later won.

From there we travelled to the resplendent statue of King Kamehameha I, where we met fellow citizens of Red Sox World.  Less enlightened than Lunalilo, Kamehameha came to power by unifying the now Hawaiian islands through conquest, on one occasion forcing more than 400 of his enemies off a cliff.

Hawaiian statuary is much more ornate than European, and the Kamehameha figure is draped in a golden cloak. Every year, on his birthday, the statue is draped in leis of sometimes more than 18 feet.

The nearby ‘Iolani Palace, America’s only royal residence, had electricity and telephone service before the White House.

Our last stop was the State Capitol. Outside, a grove of banyan trees resembles an enchanted forest in a gothic movie.

Honolulu, Hawaii

The statue of Queen Lili’uokalani, the last monarch of Hawai’i, is less imposing than Kamehameha’s, the much-shorter-than-18-foot leis adding a tempered cheer to her somber face.

On the other side of the Capitol stands the statue of Father Damien, a Catholic missionary who treated the lepers on Molokai Island before succumbing to the disease himself. The boxy structure of the statue represents the strength and solidity of the priest’s resurrected body, in contrast to the wasting away he sufferred as he died.

We headed back to the HHV, stopping at its pizza place for a “Maui Zaui”, and brought the fabulous combination of ham, pineapple, red and green onions, and other toppings up to watch the sunset from the oceanside lanai of my room.

Honolulu, Hawaii

On the way up, our elevator companion, for some reason, shared his frustration, which went something like this: “I paid $300 for a
f—–g Hawaiian thing with the pig and my old lady says, ‘You can’t be yourself; you have to conform,’ so I hitched a ride back from the North Shore; she can get her own f—–g plane ticket home.”

Honolulu, Hawaii

Grateful that our day turned out better than his, we missed the main sunset but did get to enjoy the afterglow.

Downtown Honolulu


  1. The only thing I could think of was that things must have been in a bit of an uproar at the Hilton. They should have posted a sign about the pick-up point.

    It’s hard to get a true feel for the island unless you go to the places where the culture is actually living. Waikiki is what the tourist industry thinks people expect. We know better. I’m with Skeet — back to the country is the only way to go!

    Thank you, Leslie, for letting us know. We should send this link to their office! That may be the nudge they need! 🙂

  2. Ah, how awful to be treated so poorly. I’ve never been treated badly, but I’ve lived on the Waianae Coast since the day I arrived from the mainland. Nice mix of cultures, more Hawaiians than any other area in the state and an attitude of aloha.

    I hope you get another opportunity to see Pearl Harbor and the Arizona Memorial someday. It’s a very moving experience.

  3. Sorry some things didn’t work out. I always recommend the Outrigger Waikiki Shore condos which are the same (or sometimes cheaper than) the Hilton. It’s nice to have washer/dryer in your room and a kitchen if you want to have breakfast staples and such on hand. Pics are great though!

  4. My wife was living in Hawaii when we were courting.

    I had spent a lot of time there before that time and had experienced the unfriendly attitude of the tourist trade staff. “come over to Hawaii, bring lots of money, spend it, and go home”…never to be seen again, why be friendly?

    My wife had a lot of Hawaiian friends, and we went out to meals and entertainment with them. There was a significantly different attitude when traveling with locals who are friends…we weren’t treated as “haoles”…efficient and courteous service staff and, if I remember correctly significantly reduced prices for the meals. Our Hawaiian friends told us that they would pick up the check and we would settle up later.

    This was many years ago…like 40 or so…but I suspect things haven’t changed much.


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