BREAKING: Spitzer Resigns

Democrats lost another high-level hypocrite as New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer announced his resignation after the holier-than-thou “ethics” crusader’s foolish involvement with a prostitution ring came to light. Gov. Spitzer’s resignation is scheduled to take effect on Monday. Like a rampage shooter who saves the last bullet for himself, the latest life Gov. Spitzer has ruined is his own. Payback hurts.