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BREAKING: NYT Reports Spitzer Involved with Prostitution Ring

The New York Times is reporting that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has told senior officials that he has been involved with the Emperors Club, an expensive prostitution ring, where it is rumored that he is known as “Client #9”. The first-term Democrat has cancelled his afternoon meetings and is expected to speak publicly soon.

4 thoughts on “BREAKING: NYT Reports Spitzer Involved with Prostitution Ring

  1. Oh my god! A democrat involved in a scandal? REPUBLICANS HAVE NEVER DONE THAT!

    OMG, LESLIE! CONSERVATIVES ARE SO PURE, THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN SUCH FILTH.

    Idiot.

  2. I’ve been out the city for a while so I called my mom to get some background. She told me Spitzer has a who who list of enemies that are just wishing taring and feathering was still an applicable punishment in the 21st century. Reminding me of New York back in the 70s and 80s and I guess long before that.

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